Real Talk: Your Jewelry Sucks
It's 7:34am. You definitely stayed in bed 15 minutes later than you should have and you're dripping across your bedroom after a record-setting shower. You arrive at your dresser and stare blankly at the mounds of jewelry littered across its surface. Dear God... it's like a graveyard. You should be rushing to put yourself together but your hands are still wet, and you know how that goes– you throw a furtive look to the mostly-brown ring on the far right, the one you still can't bring yourself to throw away. The thought suddenly occurs to you, "My jewelry sucks."